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Matt Summers inherited
the company from his
grandfather in 1987.
Displaying a disturbing
lack of business
knowledge, he was quickly voted in as the
official company mascot by the board of
sharholders and is the only person allowed
to wear the big foam hammer costume at
company softball games.

Bob Aquaman joined us in
1989 as Director of Safety.
He was appointed Chief
Financial Officer in early
1990, following the
incident in the lab.

Jon Stern was brought
onboard as CEO in early
1990 to take over a
vacancy left by the
untimely demise of Steve
Dlatt (as a result of the
incident in the lab).